REAL TRUTH IS A CRIME
Sad Picture Productions Presents
THE ONLY FICTIONAL TRUE CRIME COMEDY INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM SERIALIZED AUDIO NARRATIVE THRILLER PODCAST DRAMA IN WHICH THE HOST OF THE PODCAST IS NAMED HOST
WHERE CAN I FIND YOU?
WHAT IS HOOTERS JRS?
An absurdist parody of true crime podcasts, Hooters Jrs: The Durgan McFlurgStang Story is hosted by Host, a veteran journalist podcaster from New York City, who travels to the rural town of Viscous, Colorado to investigate the murder of his best friend and former interviewee, Durgan McFlurgStang. Expecting to easily exploit the friends, family, and memory of McFlurgStang, Host’s world is shaken when he realizes that things in Viscous are a lot different from things in the big city. Now as a war approaches and threatens to destroy industrial society and it’s great future, Host is forced to confront his feariest fear — reality.
Told over the course of 11 episodes, listeners will have to confront their own faulty versions of reality and determine whether they’ll leave Host a five star written review and subscribe to his patreon or continue to live in a fantasy land with moral absolutes.
WHO ARE WE?
This podcast was written by AMERICA, but also by two struggling artists (with a six million dollar loan) who wanted to bring attention to the problem that is — Rural Americana & The Rich Man’s Burden.
Working from opposite ends of America, these two spent over a year writing and recording what turned out to be a number one podcast, FOR MONEY, without any funding or input from corporations *wink wink* Square Space.
This podcast was created for no other reason than — we had the money, time, and dedication to do so. Hooters Jrs will always remain free (unless it doesn’t), but if you enjoyed the podcast and have the ability to do so, we please ask that you donate, support us on patreon, leave a FIVE STAR written review, or email us praises, along with your credit card information and a picture of your passport and social security card. We’d like to keep doing this and so we will keep doing this, but it’d be a lot easier to do it if we didn’t have to worry about rent or the rising price of heroin.
Other facts about our team:
Political leanings?
We’re totally apolitical.
The advertisements?
Wain’t paid a thang.
Sex?
No, thank you.
Why Australia?
Your crimes are well-documented.
How do I contact you?
Listen to the credits at the end of every episode ya little servo
REVIEWS
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